He Said, She Said

At bedtime…

Me (whispering in Buba’s ear): Goodnight, Buba. I love you.

Buba: Say goodnight to little froggy. (He had been pretending to be a frog while getting ready for bed.)

Me (whispering in Buba’s ear): Goodnight little Buba froggy. I love you.

Buba: Now let me say to your ear. (Whispering in my ear) Good night. I love you Mommy froggy.

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While getting ready for bed, Tiny passed gas in a fairly loud fashion…

Me: What do you say?

Tiny (with a straight face and without hesitation): Buba did it.